Since there are no real rules set that govern how our fine (and nerfelicious) members should conduct themselves within THE NERF, I will write a series of sutch rules. And upon bestowing these sacred rules, their combined awesomness shall be called:
THE NERF CODE
1. NERFs before non-NERF's. (An easly understandable rule - adaptation of the more popular Bros before Ho's)
2. When a NERF is mocked by a non-NERF, the other NERF's will always assist in providing moral support. (but only if the said NERF didn't diserve to be mocked in the first place. In witch case the other NERF's may join in on the mockery.)
3. A NERF is always allowed to do something stupid, as long as the rest of the NERF's are doing it.
3.1. (an extension of previous rule) If only one NERF decides to charge into a group of enemy's, withouth consulting the rest of the NERF's. The NERF's are allowed, and are in fact encuradged to point out the charging NERF's jackassery.
3.2. If only half the NERF's are doing something the other half condemn as stupid. The non-participating half should always join in on the jackassery.
4. A NERF will never divulge the existance of The NERF Code to a non-NERF. (and if a non-NERF is already reading this, stop now or prepeare for an untimly death by undisclosed means - I will say nothing further)
5. A NERF will never use a WHIP unless specifically allowed to do so by Tenshi. (in an event that sutch conduct is allowed by Tenshi, the whip must NEVER be used on her unless once again, specifically allowed by Tenshi)
6. A NERF will always help a NERF kill a non-NERF.
7. There is no rule that prohibits a woman from being a NERF.
8. A NERF never cries (whineing falls in the same category btw)
9. A NERF never dyes his armor pink....no, not even for "fun"
10. A NERF will make any and all efford to provide a fellow NERF with protection.
11. A NERF shall not kill another NERF. Unless that NERF is being super annoying and/or has broken one of the tenants of The NERF Code.
12. If a NERF sees another NERF getting into a fight, he immediatly has his back.
EXCEPTION: If the NERF has picked a fight with a whole group of NERF-haters. In witch case the assisting NERF's should once again point out the fight picking NERF's jackassery.
13. When in doubt, C4.
13.1 If one posesses a more powerfull explosive, C4 is to be attached to the said explosive for extra bang.
and the last rule:
14. A NERF is allowed to post his own rule, witch will be added into The NERF Code if the head-NERF's deem it worthy.
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